Zimmerman trial starts today.

[Charles]

Originally Posted by bobabode

Thanks, Dave. I view this shooting as a modern day version of that fine old southern tradition of holding a lynchin' when some uppity black man fires up the imaginations of those gol dang Johnny Rebs.

Problem is that Finn is right, this shit has spread all over the northern states, too and black market pistols are easily available to anyone with an axe to grind and a couple of c notes. Used to be that assholes settled their differences in the ring, now everybody wants to shoot it out like some bullcrap western movie.

I'm all for a beer or bourbon summit and if Chas wants to put on the gloves? What the hell, I'm only game for a round these days, if even that. I smoke and drink and would rather tell lies about the one that got away.

Easy hoss, I got me onna them thair Jonny Reb guns

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an' bein' she's a virgin, I'd hate ta haff ta bust her cherry on th' likes a yew.

'Sides, ya wanna fight me, ya gotta ketch me furst!!! An' iffin I gotsa run much over 50 yrds, I'm gonna puke on ya iffin ya do ketch me.

An' iffin ya take me to court, i'm gonna stand rite up thair and tell tha' ol' judge, Yer Honorible, it ain't muh fault whut I throwed up on that sumbicth...muh belly wuz fulla puke."

An' son, I'll be wallzin' muh ass right outta that thair ol' courthouse while yer still tryin' to get them green spots offa yer shirt!!!

Chas