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Originally Posted by finnbow
Take 2 Xanax and a couple of Prozac and call me in the morning.  If this doesn't work out for you, we'll move on to Zyprexa.
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I got a better idea.
How about you order up a nice big 7 yard dump truck load of sand and have it delivered in a big pile in your front yard.
Then go up to the hardware store and buy yourself a hammer.
Then take that hammer, sit down in the middle of that pile, and pound all that sand up your ass?