Darren Wilson's Side of the Story

[Ike Bana]

Originally Posted by nailer

Might one not say that politics is a symptom of aphasia?

It was too weird, man. I make a fairly simple statement about the endless torrent of conjecture (it's been conjected* a thousand times, but we just keep on conjecting*) regarding this shooting...and it's out my fingertips and before I can take a wizz and come back to the terminal, it's two more conjectures.

It just felt like there was this clinical, maybe even pathological failure to communicate. Thus the aphasia.


*As a Chicago guy, I enjoy using Daleyspeak as often as I find the opportunity. As Richie once babbled, "Scrutiny? What else do you want? Do you want to take my shorts? Give me a break. How much scrutiny do you want to have? You go scrutinize yourself! I get scrootened every day, don't worry, from each and every one of you. It doesn't bother me."

Scrootined...conjected. It's almost poetic.