Omg!!! Obama Has Invaded My Mailbox!!!!

[BlueStreak]

This morning an agent, working for that insideous, evil, quasi-governmental entity secretly known as "The Blueshirts", left a frightening leaflet in my mailbox. As soon as I saw the sending address, I knew it could only have been sent at the behest of one man..................the dreaded O-B-A-M-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, it SAYS the census is just a simple form "used to help each community get it's fair share of government funds for highways, schools, health facilities, and many other programs..... SUUUURE it is! What is it really about? And what is this "other" shit? Black Helicopters, Stormtroopers and deathcamps! That's what!

And you know what else? At the bottom, strange languages. That's right. At the top--the dreaded "Spanish". But that's not all. Now, we have Japanese. But that's not the worst of it. We also have Chinese, Vietnamese annnnnnd-----------RUSSIAN!!!!!!! Eeeeekkk!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Those are COMMUNIST COUNTRIES, AND RUSSIANS!!!! EEEK! EEEKKK! OBAMA IS COMING!!! EEEK EEEK!

Regards,
Dave