Omg!!! Obama Has Invaded My Mailbox!!!!
 

This morning an agent, working for that insideous, evil, quasi-governmental entity secretly known as "The Blueshirts", left a frightening leaflet in my mailbox. As soon as I saw the sending address, I knew it could only have been sent at the behest of one man..................the dreaded :eek:O-B-A-M-A:eek:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, it SAYS the census is just a simple form "used to help each community get it's fair share of government funds for highways, schools, health facilities, and many other programs..... SUUUURE it is! What is it really about? And what is this "other" shit? Black Helicopters, Stormtroopers and deathcamps!:eek: That's what!

And you know what else? At the bottom, strange languages. That's right. At the top--the dreaded "Spanish". But that's not all. Now, we have Japanese. But that's not the worst of it. We also have Chinese, Vietnamese annnnnnd-----------RUSSIAN!!!!!!! Eeeeekkk!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Those are COMMUNIST COUNTRIES, AND RUSSIANS!!!! EEEK! EEEKKK! OBAMA IS COMING!!! EEEK EEEK!:rolleyes:

Regards,
Dave

I got that too. Tore it right up and burned it. Won't have that un-American trash in the house!

John

Yeah, & the Sombich is gonter be sendin' guys like me that has LOTSA guns & don't perticly like Nigras too much to one o' them there now "Ostrich"-style Death Camps....You 'member that Ostrich place they found at the end of WW2 that had all the dead bodies innit, doncha ? Obammer's gonna do that to us Rednecks, you just wait...
(You guys can laugh, but I GUARANTEE you that there's a BUNCH of 'em out there that really feel this way...)

Everyone needs a spokesman, sir, and you do a damn fine job of it.:D

Regards,

D-Ray

The trick is, like Patton said, to NEVER let 'em know whether you're SERIOUS, or just Pulling Their Leg...

I know you've seen them, sneaking around, sticking things in that box that the government FORCED you to put out in front of your house...........eeeeevvvviiiiilllll!!!!!!!!!

Regards,
Dave

Oh, I'm sure there are.

Regards,
Dave

I liked the fact that they sent me a letter saying they would be sending me a letter in a few weeks. I wonder how many millions that cost me.:(

Me too. That's real efficiency! :mad:

I'll tell you how I feel about this sometime next week.:D