Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act

[Charles]

Originally Posted by d-ray657

Groooaaaannnnn!!

Kinda like the guy who got his trouser snake bitten by a real snake when he was taking a leak.

His buddy called emergency medical on his cell. The nurse told him that he would have to suck the venom out of the bite marks.

After he got off the phone the one with the poisoned peter asked his buddy what he found out.

His buddy said: "They told me that you're gonna die."

Regards,

D-Ray

Then there was the boy who went to the whorehouse for the first time.

Whore noticed his clumsy manuevers and asked, "Have you ever done this before?"

When the boy admitted he hadn't, the whore told him to go out into the woods, find a knothole in a tree, and practice. Then come back.

After a year, the boy returned. The whore asked him if he had done as she said, and the boy replied that he had.

As she was bending over to remove her panties, the boy quick grabbed a broomstick and shoved it up her...well, you know.

She asked, "Why in the hell did you do that?"

Boy replied, "Just checkin' fer bees."

Can we go any lower???

Chas