The Upcoming Tea Party Convention

finnbow · #1 01-17-2010, 09:54 PM

The Tea Party is about to have its first convention in Nashville. It'll cost $549 to attend, will feature the lovely Mrs. Palin as keynote speaker (speaker's fee of $112,000), and plans to clear $300,000 profit. If you plan to go, make sure to go properly attired with your Mother-of-Pearl Tea Bag jewelry ($89). What better way to show your support for this populist movement?

hillbilly · #2 01-17-2010, 10:01 PM

Reckon the liberals cross the country will decide TN is just a plain bad place to live .. and maybe stop moving here? We wouldn't complain. Land taxes are fine just the way they are now .. CHEAP.

Weirdtastes · #3 01-17-2010, 10:58 PM

Yeah them thar TeaBaggers just want to take our country back. Then why the hell did they choose to name their movement after an imported item?

Writewing · #4 01-17-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Weirdtastes

Yeah them thar TeaBaggers just want to take our country back. Then why the hell did they choose to name their movement after an imported item?

Brought to you from the party named after a Jackass.

Boreas · #5 01-18-2010, 12:04 AM

Michele Bachmann is speaking too. I wonder how much her speaker's fee is.

The press is being barred from the convention floor. They're being "quarantined" in a specific part of the lobby.

Ya think the Teabaggers will eventually figure out they're being played for suckers?

John

Writewing · #6 01-18-2010, 02:06 AM

I hear whenever Barney Frank is told about the "Teabagger's" he gets mad and a little excited. Use to be that just was date night for Barney.

merrylander · #7 01-18-2010, 07:49 AM

That lot are just as phony as the first Tea Party was.

BlueStreak · #8 01-18-2010, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Writewing

Brought to you from the party named after a Jackass.

Brought to you by the Party whose mascot weighs six tons and has a brain smaller than your fist.

BlueStreak · #9 01-18-2010, 08:17 AM

Headed down there Writewing? It's only $549 dollars. While you're there you can stop off at Rush's favorite steakhouse, and pay $130 for a steak dinner.

Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?

Dave

Sandy G · #10 01-18-2010, 08:17 AM

Aww, c'mon, fellers ! Nashville's only about 200 miles from here...Why don't a bunch of yas come down, we'll get good 'n' likkered up, load up in The Mighty Valdez, & tootle on down there...I'm pretty sure Nashville is full of good restaurants 'n' Beer Halls, Kuntry-Luvvin' Snuff Queens (AKA "Ho's") galore...Mbwahahahahahaha...