Once I weeded through all of your goofy fish analogies, I came to a few simple questions.
There is something to suggest that our government, regardless of whose in charge is ever going to "blockade the shipping ports"? And who would carry out said blockades if not the Navy (U.S. Government)? You? But we shouldn't look to the government to solve any problems

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Do you like those cheap Walmart prices? Will you be the first to be happy to go to work for the low wages and lack of benefits that competition with slave-labor nations creates? Oh, that's right, you don't support free trade, but consider yourself to be "pro-capitalism conservative"

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Will you be happy to pay the higher prices that protectionism would create?
Taxes? Hmmmm. I got a small tax cut lately. Yeah, it's not much, but it is a tax cut. But there are still people tossing tea.........Hmmmm, WTF?
Well, I'm out of time. This "minnow" has to go make sure the "sharks" have eaten enough to keep them happy. As if THAT is even possible. Sharks have always struck me as being ruthless, insatiable eaters.
Dave