What Hillary Should Say

[donquixote99]

What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly

[donquixote99]

This parody is basically an entertainment piece, if you are ready to be entertained by a fantasy dressing down (and cussing out) of the Hillary naysayers. But if you can get through the copious f-bombs, you'll arrive at this paragraph:

Look, this is the big leagues. If you think any problem has a tweetable solution, you’re just wrong. If you think “border wall” or “muslims = bad” is gonna solve our problems, I don’t have time for your shit.

This is literally why we have a representative government. I know you don’t want to read long, boring things. So I do it for you, and I ask a bunch of smart people, and we come up with shit that works. Here’s my solution on energy. Here’s my solution on Wall Street. Here’s my solution on jobs. I have fucking binders full of this shit and you know it.

The links are golden, they go to very detailed policy proposals that put the lie to the charge that 'there are no positive reasons to vote for Hillary Clinton.'

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by donquixote99

What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly

Love it.

[merrylander]

While I could never picture her using such language I am glad someone did it for her

[Boreas]

Originally Posted by donquixote99

What Hillary should* say (Hillary Parody)

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsay/l...e47#.3t7lrg8zh

*mostly

Childish.

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by Boreas

Childish.

You used to have a sense of humor, John. What happened to you?

[Wasillaguy]

She should just stick with the barking, it's more coherent than anything else she says.

[Wasillaguy]

What someone should say to Hillary-

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say..."

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by Wasillaguy

She should just stick with the barking, it's more coherent than anything else she says.

Originally Posted by Wasillaguy

What someone should say to Hillary-

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say..."

Yaaawn.

Meanwhile it's yer boy 'Cheeto Hitler' who's facing a RICO lawsuit for scamming the students of Trump U in San Diego.

[Boreas]

Originally Posted by bobabode

You used to have a sense of humor, John. What happened to you?

The piece is propaganda aimed at millennials but it's profanity and childishness will seriously blunt it's effectiveness.