Daily Current Events Haiku

[Boreas]

Question of the day:
Whose penis is the largest?
GOPer's dilemma.

[Wasillaguy]

Dogs run in the sun
while we cheer on frozen lake.
Iditarod start!

[donquixote99]

Good one, WG.

[barbara]

Cowards let it happen
This crazy election year
Now it's out of hand



http://www.slate.com/articles/news_a...ald_trump.html

[Boreas]

Oh, they will do it.
They'll do it 'cuz I say so.
And you'll do it too.

[barbara]

Originally Posted by Boreas

Oh, they will do it.
They'll do it 'cuz I say so.
And you'll do it too.

I will not do it
He can say it all day long
He is wasting breath.

[Wasillaguy]

Porn girl Cruz fired
comes out to endorse Trumpster.
Must be the big hands.

[Wasillaguy]

Spooning with your mate
intimate and comforting,
until someone farts.

[barbara]

Oh, a sneaky peak
'Specially unauthorized
Costs one so much money

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate...zed_naked.html

[Wasillaguy]

He had white horses.
What a lucky man he was.
Ladies by the score.