I thought Rick Perry was nuts...

[Ike Bana]

...turns out Greg Abbott is the bull goose loony of Texas governors.

http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpo...obama-takeover

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Abb...315137421.html

[donquixote99]

Don't mess with Texas. It needs professional help.

[Ike Bana]

Waco Planned Parenthood counselor, "Why did you chose to terminate your pregnancy Darlene?"

Darlene, "Well...I live in Texas and I figured it's even money that any offspring of mine is gonna turn out pretty much like all my neighbors."