It's friday.

[piece-itpete]

"Well, the government said today Somali pirates being held in U.S. custody will be brought to the United States for prosecution, and they will be tried by a jury of their peers. So I'm guessing that's what, Goldman Sachs?" —Jay Leno

"As you probably know, the volcano on the tiny island of Iceland has shut down air traffic. President Obama had to cancel his trip to Poland. President Obama said he hopes the volcano will stop smoking soon and the volcano said the same thing about him." —Jimmy Kimmel

"The German airline Lufthansa said it plans to resume some flights. Apparently there are so many Germans in France right now that the French government surrendered." —Jimmy Kimmel

"In a statement released this week, Pope Benedict said that he has forgiven the Beatles for John Lennon's claim that they were bigger than Jesus and for their Rock & Roll excesses — in the clearest sign yet that the Vatican is working from the bottom of the complaint box." —Seth Meyers

"Here's something great. General Motors today paid back all the government loans five years ahead of schedule. Amazing what hard work, careful planning and Toyotas rolling over and crashing into trees can do for you." —Jay Leno

"President Obama and some prominent Democrats proposed a solution to the erupting volcano — they want to pour money into it." —Jay Leno

"The volcano cloud is gritty ash and it's making its way toward Russia. In fact, Sarah Palin can see it from her house." —David Letterman

"Sarah Palin got an iPad and she was complaining that it's not really that absorbent." —Bill Maher

"You see this on the news? Gay and lesbian activists chained themselves to the White House fence to protest the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy. And when Republican Party officials saw the lesbians chaining themselves to the fence, out of force of habit, they paid $2,000 to watch." —Jay Leno

"Today the U.S. Treasury released its new $100 bill. It's the most high-tech piece of currency the world has ever seen — until Apple comes out with the '$100 bill Nano.'" —Craig Ferguson

"Today is April 20, which is like Christmas for pot-smokers. It all started in the 1700s when St. Patrick drove the stoners out of Ireland with a pack of Twinkies." —Jimmy Kimmel

"In celebration of 4/20, the volcano in Iceland is still smoking. And it just asked for Hot Pockets." —Jimmy Kimmel

Pete

[piece-itpete]

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[Combwork]

Hi.

"In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king." -- Erasmus

Not if they catch him.

[merrylander]

I think He is trying to tell us summat.

[Sandy G]

Mbwahahahaha...

[piece-itpete]

I'm out tomorrow (hope to meet some of you at the fest!) so I HAD to post something, being the giant post whore I am...

"As you know, Arizona recently passed the toughest anti-immigration bill in American history. The idea behind this bill is to drive illegal immigrants out of Arizona and back to their homeland of Los Angeles." —Jay Leno

"Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed the nation's toughest anti-immigration bill into law. It's unbelievable. It makes it a crime as a state law to be in the country illegally. It lets police question anyone about their status. You know what this means? Rich people in Arizona may have to start raising their own children now." —Jay Leno

"Arizona's Governor had been stalling, you know, on signing this. She said it did not reflect any ambivalence about the bill. She just wanted to make sure her pool was clean and her lawn was mowed before she signed." —Bill Maher


Have a good one everybody!

Pete

[d-ray657]

Pete, I hope you enjoy yourself at the fest. Let us know if you find any real tasty goodies.

Oh, and are you going to drive that gas-guzzling, air-polluting, road hog of yours to Motown? (Did you get the springs done. It appears that you are still alive.)

Regards,

D-Ray

[piece-itpete]

Oh it was the same as usual - abso-freakinly FANTASTIC!

Nope still no springs , rode in witha bud

Pete

[piece-itpete]

The REAL reason the left hates Arizonas' new law:

[merrylander]

Or this?