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Old 03-14-2014, 11:19 AM
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Old 03-14-2014, 04:54 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!

But, they've got it wrong, there's no fries

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You guys are as bad as the old joke about how to make a dead baby float.

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Old 03-14-2014, 05:13 PM
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How do you fit six babies in one crib?
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How do you fit six babies in one crib?
With a meat grinder.
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Old 03-14-2014, 05:47 PM
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I LIKE Scott Walker. Especially his early stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eAxCVTMJ-I
Wrong Scott Walker.
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Old 03-14-2014, 06:13 PM
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With a meat grinder.
That's correct. As I learned it, the answer was "La Machine", a food processor made by Regal that was heavily advertised at the time.

Who remembers "Shake a Puddin"? Mentioned something about it to the wife the other day and she says "huh?" Didn't remember it at all. She grew up in the Seattle area, maybe it didn't get advertised as heavily there.
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Old 03-14-2014, 07:10 PM
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Wrong Scott Walker.
Tough crowd!
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Old 03-17-2014, 10:44 AM
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You guys are as bad as the old joke about how to make a dead baby float.

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So, how do you make a dead baby float?

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Old 03-17-2014, 10:51 AM
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That's correct. As I learned it, the answer was "La Machine", a food processor made by Regal that was heavily advertised at the time.

Who remembers "Shake a Puddin"? Mentioned something about it to the wife the other day and she says "huh?" Didn't remember it at all. She grew up in the Seattle area, maybe it didn't get advertised as heavily there.
Much to my mothers chagrin, I was a big "Dead Baby Joke" fan in my late teens.
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So, how do you make a dead baby float?

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Set the blender to "liquefy" and add ice cream.

I've also heard;

"Drown it in the pond and wait three days."

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