Obama's War Against The Christians

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I've always thought funerals should be more festive. They're always so damn depressing. We should celebrate someone being freed form this miserable life, not sob over it. Put a Hawaiian shirt on the dead guy, stand him up in the corner and put a beer in his hand, ferfuksake.

Dave

Yep! Always liked the idea of a Norseman's funeral, too. Tie my corpse to the mast with a Mai Tai in my hand amid a few gallons of moonshine and black powder and take turns shooting a flare gun at my sorry ass... The fish can have what's left over.

[bobabode]

Didn't Hunter S. Thompson have his ashes loaded in to some pyrotechnic mortar shells that were launched at his wake?

[JJIII]

Originally Posted by bobabode

Which university does that cadaver decomposition research, CSI stuff. Does it include vulture predation? I've always thought the Tibetans had the right idea about the subject. Feed ya to the birds...

Here ya go...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21433084

More,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm

[merrylander]

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I've always thought funerals should be more festive. They're always so damn depressing. We should celebrate someone being freed form this miserable life, not sob over it. Put a Hawaiian shirt on the dead guy, stand him up in the corner and put a beer in his hand, ferfuksake.

Dave

I think you will find that the tears shed at funerals are for the survivors out of regret for the things they never said to the deceased but wished they had.

[Charles]

Originally Posted by merrylander

I think you will find that the tears shed at funerals are for the survivors out of regret for the things they never said to the deceased but wished they had.

Funerals aren't for the dead.

Chas

[piece-itpete]

Indeed.

Originally Posted by BlueStreak

......but it's kinda difficult to sprikle ashes on an internet porn site. .....

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Pete

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by Pukka Sahib

Congressman Gohmert is full of crap. Like all politicized Christians, he passes more gas than gospel. If there is anything that can be gleaned from the intent of the framers of the Constitution, it is that the United States was founded on secular principles and not religious doctrine. The founding fathers well knew that the separation of church and state was the only way to preserve religious freedom. Religious wars had been waged in Europe over its union; and, indeed, some of the first colonists, the Pilgrims, came to America to escape state-sponsored religious persecution. The right to worship freely, without government interference, is guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution, and not by God. It is time that people of faith reconcile themselves with this fundamental fact.

Concise and piercingly clear. Thanks.

[piece-itpete]

Creationism was commonly taught in public schools until the scopes monkey trial.

Pete

[bobabode]

Originally Posted by piece-itpete

Creationism was commonly taught in public schools until the scopes monkey trial.

Pete

Caps key broken?

Praise the lawd for Mr. Scopes...

[merrylander]

Yes Sahib and what did the Pilgims do after landing but persecute near about everyone in sight.