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08-17-2012, 02:02 PM
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........
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08-17-2012, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by painter
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

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LOL. I wonder how well an iphone would work in a birdcage?
Regards,
D-Ray
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08-17-2012, 06:49 PM
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AKA Sister Mary JJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by painter
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

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I'm loving it!
(I'm gonna steal it to post elsewhere.)
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08-17-2012, 10:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by painter
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iphone.'
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

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Damn smart aleck kids!! I'm stealin' it too. My 84 year old Mom is going to be forwarding this to everyone! That's a scream! Thanks ,Painter - I needed that.
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08-18-2012, 07:00 AM
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I got that one from my sisterr except it was an iPad. I always wondered what iPads were good for.
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08-24-2012, 10:28 AM
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What, me worry?
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For some reason that one's killing me
Pete
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08-24-2012, 10:28 AM
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08-24-2012, 10:31 AM
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What, me worry?
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08-24-2012, 10:31 AM
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Finally, the answer to one of lifes greatest mysteries...
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08-24-2012, 10:32 AM
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