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Originally Posted by HatchetJack
What's a helos? should I drive you down to Walmart and help you pick out a good
scattergun?
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Helicopter Jack, you know them whirlygig type contraptions that Igor Sikorsky makes up in Connecticut? We've got those po-lice he-los flying over the pad here Jack mostly trying to catch drunken rednecks between midnight and three a.m. as they stumble out of the Stumble Inn bar down the road and get in their beater Yugos and terrorize the decent god fearin' folk round here.
I digress... You do know that you would have to pry my cold hard cash outta my cold dead hands before I would spend a penny at Wallyworld but I think gathered that. I would rather starve than walk through Sam Waltons phucked up emporium of cheap crap from China. The only company in the USA that pays so low you instantly qualify for food stamps if you are hired on....