Obama's War Against The Christians

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Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I've always thought funerals should be more festive. They're always so damn depressing. We should celebrate someone being freed form this miserable life, not sob over it. Put a Hawaiian shirt on the dead guy, stand him up in the corner and put a beer in his hand, ferfuksake.

Dave

Yep! Always liked the idea of a Norseman's funeral, too. Tie my corpse to the mast with a Mai Tai in my hand amid a few gallons of moonshine and black powder and take turns shooting a flare gun at my sorry ass... The fish can have what's left over.