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Old 03-17-2014, 10:57 AM
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So, how do you make a dead baby float?

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Add two scoops of ice cream.

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Old 03-17-2014, 11:05 AM
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Good Gravy we're bad

Why did the baby cross the road?

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Old 03-17-2014, 12:08 PM
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The coyote took it?
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Old 03-17-2014, 12:09 PM
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The coyote took it?
I thought the coyotes took them across the Rio Grande?
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Old 03-17-2014, 12:10 PM
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Good Gravy we're bad

Why did the baby cross the road?

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Old 03-17-2014, 12:17 PM
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LOL!

The answer (according to Steven King) is 'because it was stapled to the chicken'

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Old 03-17-2014, 04:03 PM
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Add two scoops of ice cream.

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LOL..love the dead baby jokes....

How do you unload dead babies from a dump truck?
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:07 PM
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You shove on the 'dump' lever. Doh.
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:13 PM
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:34 PM
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You shove on the 'dump' lever. Doh.
You use a pitchfork....

You know a bunch are gonna stick to the bed.....
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