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#3891
04-22-2022, 11:09 AM
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   And a song, one of my favorites from a giant of comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefwSeDhkGM Have a great weekend everyone!
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#3892
04-29-2022, 07:03 AM
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"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign."
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#3893
04-29-2022, 07:16 AM
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Which one pisses you off?
This one? 
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#3894
04-29-2022, 07:17 AM
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Or this one?
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#3895
04-29-2022, 09:15 AM
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"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign."
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#3896
05-16-2022, 03:00 PM
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SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Chaos enveloped Twitter after the social-media company discovered that the Elon Musk who had offered to buy it three weeks ago was actually a bot.
The bid for Twitter is believed to be the largest corporate takeover ever proposed by a bot, mergers-and-acquisitions experts say. A visibly embarrassed Parag Agrawal, the C.E.O. of Twitter, explained to reporters how the company was persuaded that the Elon Musk bot was actually Elon Musk. “The bot account had a blue check, indicating that it had been verified,” Agrawal said. “It now appears that the bot had somehow been given the blue check by another bot.” The C.E.O. said that Twitter was conducting a “thorough internal review of procedures” to insure that it is not purchased by a bot in the future. “The bot appeared to be an actual human being, which should’ve been our first clue that it wasn’t Elon,” he said.
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"In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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#3897
05-19-2022, 04:25 PM
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ALLENWOOD, PENNSYLVANIA (The Borowitz Report)—Immediately after being released from prison, the former pharmaceutical C.E.O. Martin Shkreli got an unpleasant surprise when an Uber driver charged him three hundred times the normal rate.
The driver said that he jacked up the price of Shkreli’s ride once he recognized the notorious “pharma bro,” sending the cost of the twelve-dollar fare rocketing to thirty-six hundred dollars. Refusing to pay, Shkreli demanded to get out of the car, after which he walked to the side of the road and began hitchhiking. As of press time, Shkreli had yet to get a ride, as drivers recognizing the convicted felon sped past him. The Uber driver said that Shkreli had been “really pissed” about the sudden increase in price, but added, “I explained to him, this is how capitalism works.”
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#3898
05-20-2022, 10:34 AM
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Lol excellent!
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#3899
05-20-2022, 10:35 AM
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#3900
05-20-2022, 10:37 AM
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