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Old 05-22-2012, 04:39 PM
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Obama: "...but that's not all. If you vote for me, we'll throw in the Gin-Su knives FOR FREE!"
That one may just work.
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Old 05-22-2012, 05:34 PM
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Romney: (Channeling Frank Zappa) Nothing but the best for my dog

Obama: Nothing but the best dog for me.
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:47 PM
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You could do worse! Vote Obama in '12
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:05 PM
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Romney: Born in the USA
(Might have trouble securing the right to use the song though).

Obama: Change... for the better this time.

Obama: Just one more chance to get it right... I mean left... I don't know what I mean.

Romney: Vacationing on his own dime since 1947.
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:12 PM
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Romney - Giving New Meaning to the Bully Pulpit!

Obama - You can't have a beer summit with a Mormon!
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:15 PM
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Keep the change.Just don't scratch the paint..Romney
Good one
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:17 PM
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Obama: If you believe I actually changed anything that you're definitely dumb enough to vote for me twice.
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:19 PM
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Romney: The choice of the living.
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:21 PM
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Obama: CHANGE, I Wont Lie to YOU THIS TIME

Obama: I sure HOPE you'll VOTE FOR ME

Obama: VOTE FOR ME, I'm The CHOSEN ONE !

Obama: VOTE FOR ME...Millions on Welfare are DEPENDING ON YOU !

Obama: FREE FOOD STAMPS FOR EVERY POT HEAD !

Obama: IF YOU LIKED ME THEN, YOU'LL LOVE ME TOMORROW

Obama: VOTE FOR ME AND WE'LL HAVE A BEER !

Obama: NEXT TIME I'LL LEGALIZE POT
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:21 PM
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Obama: The buck doesn't even have my address.
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