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#281
10-08-2010, 12:38 PM
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Without comment....
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"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign." 
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#282
10-08-2010, 02:44 PM
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Quote:
Regards, D-Ray
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Then I'll get on my knees and pray, We won't get fooled again; Don't get fooled again
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#283
10-15-2010, 07:57 AM
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Pet diaries....
Dog: 08:00 - Dog food! My favorite thing! 09:30 - A car ride! My favorite thing! 09:40 - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 11:30 - Chased cat! My favorite thing! 12:00 - Lunch! My favorite thing! 13:00 - Played in the garden! My favorite thing! 15:00 - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 17:00 - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 19:00 - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 20:00 - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 23:00 - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! .-.-.-.-.- Cat: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. Pete
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#284
10-15-2010, 08:09 AM
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You think this is bad, imagine what campaigning brainstorming sessions must be like.
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#285
10-15-2010, 09:12 AM
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The gift that keeps on giving....
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#286
10-15-2010, 10:16 AM
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Lol it's Bosses day, we all dug real deep into our pockets and got him a card
 Just got this email: Thanks to all of you for the wonderful Boss's day gift. You are all wonderful and I love each and every one of you in a very different way. Have a great weekend, I will miss you and think of you and look forward to Monday when I will again see all your smiling faces. :lmao: Yes, he really is a good boss. Pete
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#287
10-15-2010, 10:23 AM
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Thanks for the funnies, Pete. Especially the dog/cat one. So much truth in it.
Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
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#288
10-15-2010, 11:24 AM
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I aim to please
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"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign."
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#289
10-15-2010, 11:30 AM
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Aw heck, one more....
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"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign."
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