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02-01-2013, 01:52 PM
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the rear are interchangeable.'
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02-08-2013, 11:56 AM
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LOL!
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02-08-2013, 11:56 AM
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02-08-2013, 11:56 AM
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02-08-2013, 11:57 AM
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02-08-2013, 11:57 AM
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02-08-2013, 11:58 AM
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02-08-2013, 11:59 AM
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02-08-2013, 12:00 PM
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02-08-2013, 12:01 PM
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