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Old 12-10-2013, 11:05 AM
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I kill 'em all of the time for my wife. She stands in awe as most of the time I use my finger. Every now and then I'll smash a wasp with my hand if it won't leave me alone and I'm too occupied to find a bludgeon. Like when I'm trying to drive.

Don't like bugs, don't like people like bugs.

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I have an understanding with the spiders. Outside, I leave them alone, Inside, as long as they stay out of my face, I leave them alone, understanding that they are useful in keeping all the other bugs out of my 60 YO house. And mostly it works well for me. I have to clear webs out of my studio quite often, and I'm pretty sure they feed on me at night when I sleep.

The missus kills them for me when needed......

The one oddity, I think jumping spiders are cool. I hate them, but at the same time I think they are really cool.....

No other critter bothers me in the least.

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Old 12-10-2013, 11:30 AM
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I have an understanding with the spiders. Outside, I leave them alone, Inside, as long as they stay out of my face, I leave them alone, understanding that they are useful in keeping all the other bugs out of my 60 YO house. And mostly it works well for me. I have to clear webs out of my studio quite often, and I'm pretty sure they feed on me at night when I sleep.

The missus kills them for me when needed......

The one oddity, I think jumping spiders are cool. I hate them, but at the same time I think they are really cool.....

No other critter bothers me in the least.
I don't much care about them one way or the other, except that I'm the designated spider killer. Do wish they'd built their webs where I didn't wind up with them stuck to my head.

Now I don't like water moccasins or bumble bees. They're all evil tempered bastards, and I pretty much kill every one who comes close to me.

Chas
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Old 12-10-2013, 11:55 AM
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'mkay, back to the comics.



The story behind the comic. http://www.latimes.com/opinion/topof...#axzz2n5wzRWnD

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Old 12-09-2013, 06:05 PM
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Yes, the spider fear instinct. I have it: I didn't like spiders from the first time I saw one, and I remember the occasion. Don't have a bad enough case to have nightmares though, thank goodness....
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Old 12-09-2013, 06:41 PM
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My spidey sense would have said, hark, that there is a valuable coin!

We know how accurate my spidey sense is.
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Old 12-10-2013, 09:10 AM
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My last house had these amazing spiders, I called them Halloween spiders, actually beautiful graceful black with slender well-proportioned legs, BIG, very scary. Very fast, very strong hunter types. When cornered they would rear up. Thankfully I usually ran into them outside where towards the end I would brush them off the woodpile etc with my hand.

But when we first moved in we had an incident When I bought the house it was condemned, a coon lived in the attic and brush grew in one window and out the other. Being a slab I had a very good remediation company clean the ductwork during reconstruction but still:

We had only been in a few weeks. I get a call at work, my SO, out of breath and almost hysterical. She had opened the shower curtain to use it and there was a mommy, a giant, sitting in the middle of the tub. As she watched the monsters' egg sack opened and millions of baby monsters spread out from her up the sides of the tub.

Thank goodness my SO has some brains. For a blonde Anyway she grabbed the hair spray and stuck all the babies down, then tried it on 'mom'.

It didn't work! She only slowed down. Finally in desperation my SO brought the heel of the can down on her.

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My spidey sense would have said, hark, that there is a valuable coin!

We know how accurate my spidey sense is.
Me too, when I first saw that pic I thought I'd probably try to dig it out!

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Old 12-10-2013, 11:11 AM
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We had only been in a few weeks. I get a call at work, my SO, out of breath and almost hysterical. She had opened the shower curtain to use it and there was a mommy, a giant, sitting in the middle of the tub. As she watched the monsters' egg sack opened and millions of baby monsters spread out from her up the sides of the tub.
That was just mean....... I cannot un-read this....it will haunt my dreams for weeks......
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Old 12-10-2013, 10:30 AM
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Now you've given Mr. Pots another nightmare.

There are two widespread instinctive criitter fears: of spiders and of snakes. I read that if you have one, you're unlikely to have the other. Snakes don't bother me at all. I was sitting on a rock in a forest one time, munching a bit of lunch, when a copperhead came by. He passed withing about three feet of me and just continued on his way; I just sat still and watched calmly.

Mrs Q, now, would have freaked. I once had to rush home to deal with the crisis of a garter snake introduced into the house by a cat who had proudly caught it (but not killed it).
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Bwuuhahahaha my nefarious plan worked

When my dad bought the house in 73 he would say 'don't kill the house spiders (the little ones), they kill bugs.'

We were kinda overrun after a couple years.

DQ I agree about the snake thing, I've never had an issue with them. Clean and quiet.

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If anyone hasn't seen this:

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_ne...prank_on_drunk

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