"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll..."

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Originally Posted by BigElCat

The title is gleaned from the opening line of The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger.

This thread is going to (eventually) be my autobiography. I chose Salinger's words by way of introduction, because he understands what it's like to be disaffected and disenfranchised. His book is sort of a bible for conspiracy theorists, and ultimately, almost everything is a conspiracy, IMHO.

I must've read a different Catcher in the Rye.

Religion being an excellent example. (See bold text.)