The cheapest man alive contest

[Tom Joad]

Originally Posted by donquixote99

I will tear paper towels in half, or even tear smaller pieces off, to avoid wasting a whole sheet. And we are talking the smaller 'select-a-size' sheets.

You got me beat there.

I buy the select a size, but that's as far down as I'll go.

My wife on the other hand is like you.

Which isn't a problem most of the time.

However if I am driving during allergy season and I ask her to get me something out of the glove box so I can blow my nose, she'll tear off one of her tiny little scraps and hand it to me.

I can sling an amazing amount of snot when I blow my nose during allergy season and most of the rest of the year too for that matter.