Typical - Iran Moves the Goal Posts at the 11th Hour

[finnbow]

Originally Posted by whell

For starters, get up from the negotiating table and let Iran know that they can screw thenselves for moving the goalposts, and they fire up one more centerfuge or enrich one more spec of unranium we'd crank the sanctions up so high we'll have them wishing for the good old days.

I'd also let them know that I was heading for Jerusalem for a goodwill tour and that I'd be bringing along T Boone Pickens to sing choruses of Drill Baby Drill.

I'd then call the Canadians and let them know that we'd be happy to open up not one but two pipelines, and we'd be sending along representatives from the EPA to cut the ribbons on them when they start pumping.

This would add additonal oil to world supply, and I'd then call the Iranians and ask them if they enjoy selling their oil on the world market for pennies on the dollar. If that was cramping their style a bit, gee we're really sorry about that but if it would help we'd help them raise cash by buynig as many centerfuges as they'd like to sell.

Thank God we have smarter/shrewder people than you at the negotiating table. Dr. Moniz ain't nobody's dummy.

[whell]

Originally Posted by finnlbow

Thank God we have smarter/shrewder people than you at the negotiating table. Dr. Moniz ain't nobody's dummy.

When he's sitting at that table, he's Iran's dummy.