Prophecy from The Onion?

[DarkDefender]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bus...nd-pros,464/??

The gap between the rich and the poor may be wide, be there's much more widening left to do. We must squander our nation's hard-won budget surplus on tax breaks for the wealthiest 15 percent. And, on the foreign front, we must find an enemy and defeat it.