9. A trumpkin never answers a simple question, always deflects.
Example:
Q: If there was rampant fraud in the 2020 election, why did all 50 states certify the votes and the courts refused to uphold 60+ challenges?
A: They didn't look hard enough for the fraud.
Now who is the MORON here? A trumpkin or the well informed voter?
(A rhetorical question with the attendant

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