Well, it would seem our boy got married------again! He must believe in Traditional Marriage as this would be his fourth one.
But, wait a minute, what's that.................?
He's hired Sir Elton John to sing at his wedding? Isn't Sir Elton married to a guy? Ooooooooo, will this sit well with the Limbaugh fan base?
It most likely will, because it's okay when the High Exalted One does it. Just don't let Massa Rush catch YOU associating with known homosexuals.
Let's see. We know he doesn't like children, he's said so himself on manifold occassion, he seems to go through wives like plastic cups at a beer festival, and there will soom be a flamboyant, openly gay entertainer prancing about the stage at his wedding reception.
Ahhhh, YES! Republican Christian Family Values at their finest!
I wonder if his marriages fail because he's "Living a lie"?
Regards,
Dave