Drink Bud Light and Get Laid

[Tom Joad]

Originally Posted by finnbow

The producers of macro-swill beer (Bud/Miller/Coors)

Also known as "Nascar Beer".

Bud Lite has been the beer of choice of Florida Rednecks for many years.

Every weekend morning the sides of rural roadways of Florida are covered with a new thrown layer of Bud Lite bottles. I saw this all the time when I used to bicycle a lot. One day one of these knucklewalkers in a pick up threw one at me while I was biking and hit me in the face. At that moment, if I could have caught up with him, I might very well have killed the son of a bitch.