18 and Dead.

[Tom Joad]

So it looks like Brown has already been tried and convicted of strong arm robbery.

On the basis of what?

That grainy video?

How do we know that wasn't taken in a convenience store in Detroit or Houston?

How many 300 lbs. black teenagers are there?

A lot.

Has anyone heard of the nationwide obesity and diabetes epidemic?

Oh, the perp was wearing T-shirt, shorts and Tennis shoes?

That narrows it down.

T=shirt, shorts and tennis shoes is only the summer uniform of the day for may'be 50 million people, and I'm one of them.

Where are the cigars?

Since Brown was short only 10 minutes after he allegedly stole 50 cigars surely the pockets of his shorts must have been bulging with them.

And where's the little feller that was roughed up in the video?

What does he have to say about all this?

Has he positively IDed Brown as his assailant?