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Old 09-03-2010, 12:13 AM
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So, if the banana is shaped perfectly for the hand and mouth, then handjobs and Bjs are perfectly natural and acceptable. Right?

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Old 09-03-2010, 06:43 AM
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So, if the banana is shaped perfectly for the hand and mouth, then handjobs and Bjs are perfectly natural and acceptable. Right?

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well yes and no

have you checked the shape of gays mouth's?
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:01 AM
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It's all been explained by Jerry Falwell. God made the universe so that we could be conned by evangelical TV show nutjobs who convince believers to give them a big pile of cash so that they can eat way too much pie and die in a pool of custard surrounded by hookers.
Dang, now that is the life. Makes me jealous

I think the RW is just a little jealous they don't all get the life. It us progresive who keep them from it. Here is my version of what you said.

God made the universe so that the evangelical could be conned by TV show nutjobs who convince believers to eat way too much pie and then God would give them a big pile of cash so that they can and die in a pool of custard surrounded by hookers.


Sorry for the cynicsim.
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:03 AM
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Sorry for the cynicsim.
No, let me thank you for the cynicism.
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:14 AM
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Picture this, Fidel Castro eating a banana.
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:16 AM
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That seems perfectly natural to me! Almost like he should be...........
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:29 AM
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Hawking said it? Wow, it must be true then. All Hail Hawking!

(ok - hawk-tooie )

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Old 09-03-2010, 08:38 AM
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Hawking said it? Wow, it must be true then. All Hail Hawking!

(ok - hawk-tooie )

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might might not, but you have to pay attention when he publishes something
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:59 AM
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A scientist talking about God....

Well then one should pay attention when a preacher talks about science?

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Old 09-03-2010, 09:03 AM
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A scientist talking about God....

Well then one should pay attention when a preacher talks about science?

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One deals in demonstrable facts/phenomena, the other in mythology. You pick.
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