Conversation I had on NewsMax comment board;
"I'm tired of the government telling me I have to wear those stupid things. They want to run every little aspect of my life!"
"I think they're just tired of scooping brains off the road."
"I have a right to smash my brain on the road if I want to."
"In that case ma'am, I encourage you and all of your idiot friends to do so without further delay. That way we can just get this over with and be done with the lot of you."

Dave