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Originally Posted by d-ray657
If I don't who will?
Q: What is different when a car hits a snake than when a car hits a lawyer.
A: There are skidmarks before the car hits the snake.
Regards,
D-Ray
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My all time favorite lawyer joke.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Present company excluded, of course.
Funny how people don't make jokes about remodeling contractors. I guess there's nothing at all that's funny about them!!!!
Chas