"And lo, I beheld a tall, muscular, yet feminine figure, swathed in garments of latex and leather. And all the multitude of gimps from all nations and all tongues did prostrate themselves before the great mistress, begging her tender mercies. But upon their quivering buttocks did she smite them thrice. Amen."
See, I can write fanciful things too. I might even be able to find some stooges to join my religion as well.
After all, this vision did come to me in a dream.
Dave