The last quasi govt agency agency I want doing domestic spying is the one that handles the mail.
I've always figured that those rural "hard to serve" areas could be handled "paperboy" style.
Hire high school students to pick it up at school and do the distribution. Good teaching experience as well. Spread the wealth. I figure one RFD postman (which btw I BELIEVE
are private contractors anyway 
my statist buds) == maybe 20 kids with job experience.