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Old 05-27-2011, 10:49 AM
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A young Wall Street banker is enjoying the accoutrements of his success. All dressed in his designer suit, he parks his Beemer at the curb. Just as he is getting out of the car, another car sideswipes him and takes off the door.

He begins yelling at the other driver: "You idiot - do you know how much this car cost me - I got all of the option - can't you tell when somebody important is getting out of a car!"

A bystander asks, "Sir, did you notice that your arm is missing?"

The young Banker: "Oh my God! My Rolex!"

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D-Ray
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