LOL! [re: best friends are Reps..]
But what do you DO? By keeping the low areas in my yard (about a third of my backyard)(I do keep my backyard natural as well) and recycling cars I do far more than most greenies I know. Drive a Prius? Batteries and resource use are great for the enviroment.
I DO have open fires, fart methane, and exhale CO2. Oh well
Pete