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Originally Posted by piece-itpete
I stumbled across this, it's killing me:
"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and time again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club."
Dave Barry
Pete
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Aint THAT the truth?
Only I would have said the Republicans would stop just long enough to insult you for not knowing how to change your own tire. Then drive off laughing at you. (And still not understand why you don't like them.)
Dave
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"When the lie is so big and the fog so thick, the Republican trick can play out again....."-------Frank Zappa
Last edited by BlueStreak; 03-18-2011 at 04:56 PM.
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