Heck, buy two sins forgiven, get the 3rd one free
Tell you what - I'll get you done for $1.49 each. Save 50 cents!
AND HOLD EVERYTHING! For a limited time, as a special bonus, we'll DOUBLE the sins forgiven! PLUS! If you order in the next 5 minutes, we'll even toss in the new pocket diaper steamer! Just pay separate shipping and handling.
As if we needed more proof that people are idiots lol.
Pete