[soundhound]

Originally Posted by Sandy G

Always tickles me to hear blacks today whine about how they're treated/portrayed...Hey, Jazzbo, trade places w/a Hillbilly for awhile ! We're the ONLY "minority" that anybody can still make fun of ! We're ALL stupid, run around barefoot, screw our sisters, that is if if we can't catch a pig, right ? Oh, and let me strain my 4' long beard, & scare the birds 'n' bees outta it... Doncha touch Ol' Betsy, mah Shootin' Iron, or Ol' Blue, mah Houndog...If'n Ah like yah, I MiGHT run you offa some of mah corn squeezin's...Cures what ails ye...Yeah, I know, I was being sarcastic, but YOU listen to that Shyte every day of your life, it gets kinda old after awhile...But y'all keep comin' down here, bring yor green Damyankee money & spend it all in shitholes like Dollywood, Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg...An' be careful, y'hear, or the friendly Tennessee Hiway Patrol will help themselves to what's left as you're going back home on I-40, I-75 or I-81...Mbwahahahahaha...

you think you've got it bad, try being from mississippi!