[Noogies]

Trump's apparent efforts to lay the groundwork for January 6th Committee prosecution via his outlandish "Auto-Pen" pardon loophole are leading me to wonder ... who's going down first?

Will it be a member of the crooked media? Maybe a late-night TV host who cracks one joke too many at the president's expense? Maybe an investigative journalist who digs up the one piece of dirt that could end the administration?

Or maybe a Democratic politician whose anti-MAGA stance becomes a little too popular? Perhaps an economist who's able to convince the base that tariffs really will endanger their jobs?

And once the target is established, how will it actually happen? Will the offender(s) just disappear into the inky-black night leaving no trace? Or will there be a lengthy show trial replete with manufactured charges and evidence, coerced confessions and ultimately, exile to Guantanamo or El Salvadore?

What do you guys think? Who's it gonna be, and how will the deal go down?