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When I bought this Dell POS kompooder, I somehow got hooked into Dell's Customer Annoyance & Appreciation Centre-Where they tell you how pleased as punch they are about your buying a Dell computer, & oh, would you mind answering a few questions for us ? Fine, I answered their typical BS questions about the computer & all that. Boring. Then she started into asking questions about what I thought about Michael Dell & His Wife's contributions to helping the Rain Forest...And about Michael Dell & His Wife's efforts to erase hunger for Chilluns in Africa...An' their efforts on Saving the Whales, or the Yeti, or Martians or some kind of gawdam nonsense...I told her that basically I had no opinions one way or another about Michael Dell or His Wife, but I'd seen a picture of Michael Dell, & he should thank his lucky stars he had more money than God does, otherwise, he'd never had been able to land ANY woman, let alone His Wife...And as far as I was concerned, they could feed all the starving Chilluns in Africa to the Whales..Or vice versa...
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