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Old 07-14-2020, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by watsup1000 View Post
"And to that end, there is an old Christian joke: When you get to heaven you will be surprised by three things:

1. There are people there you didn't expect to be there.
2. There are people missing that you expected to see there.
3. You're there."

And the worst thing about hell will be all those goddam right-wingers hanging around and still telling lies, along with their great leader Trump.
In your case, on Judgement Day, I'd recommend you get Him laughing.

Ask Him if his middle name starts with an F, or an H ?
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