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Old 04-28-2016, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by whell View Post
I used to work at a large banquet hotel. One of the banquet servers was suspected of stealing from the hotel - a rather large girth middle aged woman - and it was suspected that she was concealing the loot in her nether - regions.

One day she was pulled into the hotel security office on her way out the door after work for a package search. The security guys asked her to stand in the corner of the office during the search, and they took their time going through her stuff. They knew that she could only hold her knees together for a short time. Sure enough, after a few minutes, the hotel's silverware and serving pieces started to fall on the floor from underneath her skirt.

Thankfully I was never invited over to her house for dinner.
Made me think of this-

"Then I read, it said sanitary napkins. I would put those things on the tables, I thought those were good napkins they were expensive, and people go yuck!" -Yakov Smirnoff
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