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Originally Posted by GWAR
The mayans, gone
The byzantines, gone
The romans, gone
The aztecs, gone
If a man as simple as I can see it, why doesnt everyone else?
Is it too late?
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They all elected a black Democratic President?
Oh, I know! It was healthcare reform that did them in?
Ahh, I got it! They worshipped the wrong God(s)?
Legalized Gay Marriage? That's it, they let their queers run amok! Ha, ha, I knew it!
Teletubbies?
Dixie Chicks?
No religious icons in public buildings? That'll do it every time!
Or, maybe.....just maybe.....They all tried to maintain a vast military empire, maintaining standing armies in far flung lands forcing other people to give up natural resources on the cheap?
Hmmm? I'll have to ponder this for a while.............
Dave