[BlueStreak]

I want to live in a community encircled by high walls, razor wire, mine fields, helicopters, nuclear bombs and armed guard towers. Where everyone is required to be heavily armed and well trained in firearm and hand-to-hand combat tactics.

Because we are brave and have no fear of the outside world.

Where a central committee of "Freedom Loving Patriots" decides what's pure and amenable to "traditional American family values.".

Because we hate being told how to live.

And this central committee of "Freedom Loving Patriots" also has the power to decide who gets to leave this prurient and utopian compound and for how long, following their briefing on the filth and evils of the world of the damned that exists outside.

Because we love Liberty above all else.

Where the freedom to exercise ones religious beliefs are paramount.......so long as your not a Muslim, Atheist, Jew, Buddhist, Agnostic, Hindu, Catholic, Secularist or any of those other non-Christian or Papist abominations.

Because religious liberty is the most important of all.

Where every citizen is totally free to work as cheaply as possible and ashamed to expect anything at all resembling the horrid "living wage" or "benefits" from their employers.........

For we all know that such things are "Communism". Besides; The working poor love poverty and lack ambition anyhow.

Where foreigners are always welcome so long as they speak English exclusively, forget where they came from and rapidly assimilate into the borg according to tenets set forth by the Central Committee of Freedom Loving True Patriots.

Because who doesn't know that Americans would NEVR be so arrogant as to assume that other cultures are inferior?

A place where there is no such thing as a "homosexual" or "lesbian", because effeminate boys and Tom Girls just seem to disappear into the "outlands"......"Well, they wouldn't have been comfortable in here anyways.".

Because we hate the sin, but love the sinner.

Ahhhh, yes! Life in Freedom Loving right-wing Paradise at last.