I wish I was lean. Guess I'll have to settle for being well-marbled. (yeah, I know, get off my ass and do something about it.

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To get way off topic here, it reminds me of a Lucy episode where Lucy tried to tell a joke. "A grouchy man comes into a restaurant. When he orders, he asks for a pork chop and says make it not very fat. The waiter asks which way. Get it."
Regards,
D-Ray