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Old 07-26-2015, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Joad View Post
There are some things you can do to avoid that situation.

You need to scan the crowd.

Look for dudes that are by themselves.

In all my life I have never gone to a movie by myself.

What kind of dude goes to a movie by himself?

A creeper, that's what kind.

So if you see a dude by himself you need to sit somewhere where you can keep an eye on him. Maybe he's just a harmless creeper who just wants to jack off to the movie in the dark. Or maybe he's a mass murderer.

You can't be sure, but you need to watch him.

Have your gun ready.

If he does anything suspicious, shoot him.
I am that creepy guy who goes to movies alone. No, I'm not jerking off or packing heat. I'm just creep, I'm a weirdo.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo92iIPOYY4

Dave
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