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Reminds me of a joke my Grandpa told me many years ago, rest his soul.
Horny woman is checking out at the supermarket and the bag boy catches her eye. As he's carrying her bags out to the parking area, she leans in close and whispers "I've got an itchy cookie".
The bag boy says "You're gonna have to point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look the same".
What made it twice as funny, was that I'm pretty sure the line was supposed to be "itchy pussy", but old Gramps messed it up.
I laughed until I cried.
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